How Retarded Am IWhere did I get this from, anyway?1. [X] You have choked on water before.2. [X] You have tripped down the stairs before.3. [X] You have walked into a door.4. [X] You have pushed a door the wrong way.5. [X] You have walked into a wall.6. [X] You have fallen going UP the stairs.7. [X] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.8.  You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.9. [X] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.10. [X] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.11. [X] You have forgotten something that someone said.12. [X] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.14. [X] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.15. [X] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.16.  you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.17. [X] You have played with fire.18. [X] You've tripped over your own shoelace.